Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goldfish?
Swimming Trunks!

What should you do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else!

Where does the chimpanzee make its toast?
Under the g'rilla!

Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!

What do you call a cat that's swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fattypuss!

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed!

What's a bear's favourite food?
Tagliateddy!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster!